Monday, May 9, 2011

confessions

photo: State Records NSW

An old Scottish proverb says: "open confession is good for the soul."  Who am I to do anything otherwise?  That said . . .

- When I take an "important phone call" outside/look for office supplies in the storage room/pretend I can't find something that is really visible, I'm usually farting.  I'd rather be seen as aloof than flatulent.

- I hate Dora the Explorer.  She's bossy and loud.  This makes Maraka and Mittens hilarious to me.

- When I get woken up by a telephone call and the caller asks, "Did I wake you up?", I almost always lie.  This has caused close friends to think that I'm always sleeping when they call.

- Even though science suggests there is no link between a person's ability to spell and their overall intelligence, I still have a hard time not judging peoples' intelligence based on their spelling and grammar.

- I investigate potential disasters and deadly pests before considering moving somewhere.  Salt Lake City's last tornado was in 1999.  Here's a video (tell my wife not to watch it):

- Finally, I love cookies, especially peanut butter-chocolate chip ones.  They are dangerous.

What do you need to confess today?

7 comments:

  1. I need to confess... I defintely could have gone without seeing that tornado footage.

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  2. In fairness, reports of the tornado called it an "extremely rare" situation for SLC. The fact that 1999 was the most recent supports this claim.

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  3. I'm a irrationally afraid of paralysis.
    I'm a busy-body.
    If I met some one just like me, I'm pretty sure they'd drive me crazy.

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  4. Raj
    I have recently become addicted to Pawn Stars. That and I miss you horribly.

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  5. Haley, I have met people like me, and we usually end up fighting.

    David, I miss you guys too. We should find some time to catch up soon.

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  6. I need to confess... I knew you were farting whenever you left a room I was in. FESP.

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